"Neckbelts" that can cause decapitation have been recalled by automobile manufacturers. A research has discovered that "depression hits losers the hardest," according to veteran newscaster Norm Archer, who reports the latest news in politics, health, culture, and entertainment. This collection of fabricated news reports, celebrity profiles, movie trailers, and sketches is brought to you by The Onion's masterful satirists.
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"Neckbelts" that can cause decapitation have been recalled by automobile manufacturers. A research has discovered that "depression hits losers the hardest," according to veteran newscaster Norm Archer, who reports the latest news in politics, health, culture, and entertainment. This collection of fabricated news reports, celebrity profiles, movie trailers, and sketches is brought to you by The Onion's masterful satirists.
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