Yellowbeard had been pillaging the Spanish Main for years, forcing men to chew their lips and swallow their hearts as a result. He's been sentenced to 20 years at St. Victim's Prison for the Extremely Naughty after being apprehended and convicted of tax evasion. The Royal Navy lets him to escape and then follows him to a location where saucy tarts, lisping demigods, and some very nasty puns and penalties await him as part of a plot to seize his illustrious riches.
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Yellowbeard had been pillaging the Spanish Main for years, forcing men to chew their lips and swallow their hearts as a result. He's been sentenced to 20 years at St. Victim's Prison for the Extremely Naughty after being apprehended and convicted of tax evasion. The Royal Navy lets him to escape and then follows him to a location where saucy tarts, lisping demigods, and some very nasty puns and penalties await him as part of a plot to seize his illustrious riches.
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